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Friday, November 8, 2024
Five Concrete Things You Can Do to Prepare for the Next Four Years
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
Monday, October 28, 2024
Friday, October 11, 2024
Monday, October 7, 2024
UK FantasyCon or Bust!
Hi everyone - this is one of my most exciting events of the year. For the first time ever, I'm travelling to the UK for a convention - FCon (or FantasyCon). I'll be there with a trading table, signing and selling books and making friends with my fellow authors and readers. I'll also be there launching the latest French Press Publishing release, MILLIONAIRES DAY, by UK indie author legend, Kit Power. I'm thrilled to be working with him, and even more thrilled that I'll get to launch his book with him in person.
I've been told that though this is one of the UK's biggest writing/author conventions, compared to what we're lucky enough to have in the USA, it's pretty small. I've also been told that it's relaxed, friendly, and feels like a family holiday gathering. I can't wait!
To any of my British readers, I really hope to see you there. Be sure to come say hi!
When: 11th-13th October 2024
Chester
England, UK
Panels:
Friday, October 4, 2024
Monday, September 30, 2024
Scares That Care: AuthorCon VI or Bust!
Hey everyone. It's that time again... Scares That Care: AuthorCon is back this weekend, and I can't wait. It's one of my favorite bookish events, and definitely one of the best to participate in.
For those not in the know, AuthorCon is an event run by Brian Keene that raises money for charitable causes and individuals in need. So, not only is it just a great weekend for readers and writers of genre fiction to trade, buy cool stuff, meet, and get books signed, it's also a great opportunity to contribute to a great cause, while you're having an awesome time.
I'll be there, alongside many other authors, selling books and meeting you fine people! Be sure to stop by my table to chat, get a book signed, and pick up a new book (or two...or three!).
When: 4th - 6th October 2024
9801 Natural Bridge Rd,
St. Louis, MO 63134
Panels:
Hope to see you there!
Monday, September 16, 2024
YES, I AM A VAMPIRE
Well, it's what the kids call "spooky season" so I thought this might be a good time to tell you that I am definitely, absolutely not a vampire.
On a separate note, I've released a new book called YES, I AM A VAMPIRE.
Just trust me, there are no vampires within these pages. Plenty of zombies, though. One of the short stories in this book features a zombie caveman, for instance. And another is called Exploding Shit Zombies. You can probably guess what that one’s about.
Not every story is zombie-themed, of course. I’ve also got a monster under the bed piece that’s pretty fucking scary. And in another, a bunch of little alien goblins take over a farmstead.
This isn’t just a short story collection, either. Half of it’s my autobiography. I guarantee you’ve never seen those two styles mashed together before.
I also guarantee you’ve never seen any fucking vampires before. Not here. Not anywhere. So let’s just drop it.
What do you mean, bloodstains all over the book? Don’t worry about those. Just wipe the gore off your fingers and dive in to…
Wednesday, August 14, 2024
Friday, August 9, 2024
BRAINEATER JONES for Only 99c!
Hi everyone!
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Monday, August 5, 2024
KillerCon or Bust!
Hi everyone,
This weekend, I'll be at KillerCon in Austin, and I'm hoping to see as many of you as possible!
This year's Guests of Honor are exceptional!
(Left to You, Talia)
(Legacy, Halloween Fiend)
(Along the River of Flesh, Gone to See the River Man)
(2024 J.F. Gonzalez Lifetime Achievement Award Winner)
Dates: Friday through Sunday August 9-11, 2024
20 North Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX 78701
Panels:
Wednesday, July 31, 2024
Book Signing with Paul Tremblay at Vortex Comics
Hi everyone!
I just wanted to let you know that this Sunday, Paul Tremblay and I will be signing books at Vortex Books & Comics! The store has copies of numerous works from both of us that you can buy on the day, and you're also welcome to bring books from home for us to sign. Either way, come along and say hi, we're friendly and love to meet readers!
Paul Tremblay is the author of numerous works of horror, including THE CABIN AT THE END OF THE WORLD (adapted into the movie, Knock at the Cabin, directed by M. Night Shyamalan), HORROR MOVIE, A HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS, and SURVIVOR SONG.
I (in case you're new here!) am the author of numerous works of (mostly) sci-fi and horror, including BRAINEATER JONES, THE HEMATOPHAGES, THE PERFECTLY FINE HOUSE (co-authored with Wile E. Young), and RAZORTOOTH (co-authored with Stevie Kopas).
Where:
Columbia, PA 17512
United States
When:
11am - 1pm
Tuesday, July 23, 2024
The Quintessential RAZORTOOTH Post
Now available from:
Thursday, July 11, 2024
STRANGE NEW MOONS
Hi everyone, we have exciting news! After vowing to never ever put together another anthology after THE PERFECTLY FINE NEIGHBORHOOD, the French Press Publishing team got back together to ignore our own claims and arrange a second one. It seems that time and distance made us forget whatever made us say that in the first place, and also.... we just love werewolves.
WEREWOLVES ASSEMBLE!
STRANGE NEW MOONS is our upcoming werewolf anthology (if our Kickstarter campaign is backed by you fine folk!). We're extremely excited about it because as well as wanting to include stories received via the open submission window we hope to open, we have been in talks with.....
John Durgin
Somer Canon
Simon Clark
Rebecca Rowland
Mary SanGiovanni
Tim Lebbon
It's set to be a sensational line-up but we need your help! If you're able to back us with the KICKSTARTER, that would be amazing, but any social media share would also be an enormous help for us to properly get this thing off the ground.
If you'd like to check out our campaign, you can find it HERE. We have some great rewards!
Join us, won't you, on the next full moon...
Friday, June 7, 2024
RAZORTOOTH Audiobook Auditions are Open!
Hi everyone! Stevie Kopas and I recently released RAZORTOOTH out into the wild in paperback and ebook format, and now it's time to bring it into the audio realm.
The co-authors of Slashvivor! are delighted to take you on a trip to the past to witness the birth of the most beloved maniac of all time…
Friday, May 24, 2024
Audiobook Auditions Are Open!
Hi everyone! If you're looking for some audiobook narration work, look no further! WE ALL LIVE IN A FASCIST POLICE STATE NOW, THANKS TO THIS ONE FUCKING GUY has been making the rounds for a short while, and it's time to put it into audiobook format.
If you're interested, you can find more details HERE (you will need to log into your ACX account).
Nobody much noticed.
Sure, a few traitors like to whine about their missing "rights," but it's up to the heroes of the Federal Bureau of Patriotism to silence them.
When someone starts spilling FBP secrets, Captain Leo Nergali is assigned to track him down. But wait, Leo himself *is* the mole? Record scratch!
Buy this fucking book to see how Leo censors the arts, disappears his enemies, and perhaps even finds jackbooted love.
Friday, April 19, 2024
Monday, April 8, 2024
Scares That Care AuthorCon III or Bust!
Hey everyone, it's almost time for one of my favorite events of the year - SCT AuthorCon! In case you're unfamiliar, it's an annual charity event hosted by Brian Keene for readers and writers of horror fiction. To date, it's raised tens of thousands of dollars for worthy recipients in need of some help, so it's an amazing event to be a part of.
AND... there's more! Myself and Stevie Kopas just *might* have an AuthorCon III exclusive for you... we *might* have been busy working up a real scream for you guys!
This year's Guests of Honor are:
Michael Cisco
Grady Hendrix
John Langan
Eric LaRocca
Carver Pike
Kristopher Rufty
Paul Tremblay
Valancourt Books
Daniel J. Volpe
L. Marie Wood
When: 12th - 14th April, 2024
Williamsburg
50 Kingsmill Road
Williamsburg, VA 23185
I'll be there all weekend trading, meeting new people, seeing old friends, and having an awesome time. I hope to see you there - don't be shy, come say hello, buy a book, and bring books for me to sign!
Monday, March 25, 2024
Book Signing - Vortex Books & Comics
It's going to be a great day. I'll be there along with Somer Canon (You're Mine, Vicki Beautiful,) Wesley Southard (One for the Road, Resisting Madness,) and Wile E. Young (The Magpie Coffin, For a Few Souls More.) We'll be hosting a Q&A between 1 pm and 2 pm, and then signing books between 2 pm and 4 pm. Be sure to pick up something new, and bring books with you for us to sign!
477 Locust St
Columbia, PA 17512
Tuesday, February 6, 2024
Farpoint or Bust!
Hi everyone, it's almost convention time! This weekend, I'll be in Pikesville for Farpoint, a convention I regularly attend and enjoy.
Farpoint Convention is an annual in-person event for fans and writers/creators of sci-fi, horror, fantasy, and anime and comics - basically everything with a fandom! It's loads of fun, and a great place for creators to trade and meet fans, and for fans to browse indie shops and meet their favorite creators.
There are always celebrity guests, usually people from awesome shows, and a ticket purchase also buys you one celebrity signature, which is pretty cool.
This year's celebrity guests are:
(X-Men Animated Series)
J. Lee
(The Orville)
Tawny Newsome
(Star Trek: Lower Decks)
Erin MacDonald
(Star Trek)
When: 9th - 11th February, 2024
Where: Doubletree by Hilton, Pikesville, MD
Panels/Signings:
Saturday 11am, Bowie Room: "Themed Anthologies" Panel, with Joshua Palmatier, Michael Jan Friedman, and Mike McPhail
Saturday 4pm, Autograph Table 1: Book signing, with Phil Giunta
I'll be there selling books, signing things, and seeing old friends and new. Be sure to bring cash for any vendors and for autographs and such (it's usually cash only). I hope to see you there!
Monday, February 5, 2024
It's Free! - BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS
Hey everyone! Would you like a gift?
For no reason whatsoever, just because I wanted to give my new and faithful readers alike a little something, BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS is free until the end of February. If you haven't heard of it, here's the scoop:
Thursday, February 1, 2024
THE PERFECTLY FINE NEIGHBORHOOD is Out... Again!
Hi everyone! THE PERFECTLY FINE NEIGHBORHOOD is back, this time in audiobook form. Narrated by the talented Remy O'Brien, we've released these spooktacular tales today, 1st February. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the hauntings, panicked carnage, and horror of the ghost-filled world that Wile E. Young and I originally dreamed up. Grab a nice, hot drink, curl up and enjoy Remy's soothing tones, as she gently weaves the words that spell out murder, unlawful possessions, and rivalries gone awry.
If you're like to get your hands (and ears) on the audiobook version, you can find it at:
If you'd prefer to read these ghastly tales with your eyes, you can, of course, still get THE PERFECTLY FINE NEIGHBORHOOD in paperback and ebook, from:
Unfamiliar with the universe and wondering where this all started? No problem! All you need to know going into this anthology is that ghosts are a common part of... well... life, and everyone is used to them. But, if you'd like to delve into the original novel first, THE PERFECTLY FINE HOUSE can be found HERE.
When Donna has a panic attack, Kyle insists she take a vacation at an abandoned mansion. There's just one small problem: there isn't a single ghost in Jackson Manor. And while an unhaunted house seems no worse than an oddity at first, soon ghosts go missing, natural disasters consume entire cities, and every afterlife on earth is threatened by the terrible secret behind . . .
Monday, January 29, 2024
WELCOME TO THE SPLATTER CLUB 3 - It's Been Unleashed!
Hi everyone - it's release day! I'm no stranger to an anthology, and here is the latest one that I've had the honor to be included in! From Blood Bound Books comes this awesome anthology of splatterpunk depravity...
Wednesday, January 24, 2024
Wednesday, January 17, 2024
The Quintessential NEGATIVE SPACE 2 Post
Around the web:
Goodreads
A review on Erica Robyn Reads
A mention on Erica Robyn Reads
Tuesday, January 16, 2024
House of Last Resort Weekend or Bust!
Hi everyone! My first appearance of the year is upon us, and it's a big one! HOUSE OF LAST RESORT WEEKEND is set to be an incredible time for writers and readers alike, and I'm excited to be a part of it.
So, what is this event, I hear you ask? It's a full, packed weekend of bookish activities, including panels and signings with a huge range of authors in the genre. Of course, front and center, you'll see the fantastic Christopher Golden. This event revolves around and is named after his upcoming novel, THE HOUSE OF LAST RESORT, which is due for US release on January 30th.
Also in the mix, you'll see:
Brian Keene
Eric LaRocca
V Castro
Joe Hill
Paul Tremblay
And honestly, countless others. The full line-up is enormous!
Where is this awesome event?
Sheraton Portsmouth Harborside Hotel, 250 Market St, Portsmouth, NH 03801, USA
Jan 18, 2024, 10:00 AM EST – Jan 21, 2024, 7:00 PM EST
What's Happening?
Registration opens on the Thursday evening, where you'll be welcomed by Christopher Golden and Brian Keene, followed by a reading and Q&A. After that - and yes, this is scheduled - hang out time!
Friday will be absolutely packed with panels, signings, readings, and Q&As.
Saturday is just as packed, and is even busier for panels, if that's what you enjoy most. It's also the day that I'll be participating.
2:45pm to 3:30pm – Paul Tremblay and Stephen Kozeniewski (Reading and Q&A)
4:00pm to 4:45pm – Paul Tremblay, Chuck Wendig, and Stephen Kozeniewski (Book Signing)
We all hope to see you there - bring your books for us to sign, bring your questions, hell - bring your best heckling! It's all fun and games.
Details of the weekend can be found
and
Monday, January 15, 2024
BookBub Braineater Jones Promotion - Now's the Time!
Hi everyone - Christmas might be over but Santa Steve is still in town... HO HO HO! I've got two excellent offers coming into play in the next week.
My first child, BRAINEATER JONES, recently turned 10 years old (they grow up so fast!), and to celebrate, BookBub got involved and for a limited time, it's available for the low low price of almost nothing - 99c!
No memory. No pulse. No clue.
The undead private eye everybody calls “Braineater Jones” has an axe to grind. Somebody plugged him and dumped his corpse in a swimming pool.
Worse yet, his memory’s gone. He has no idea who killed him or why.
But he’s damn sure going to find out.
With a smartass severed head as a partner, Jones hangs up his shingle in the city’s undead quarter. When he’s not solving cases (poorly) Jones is always looking to keep his flask full.
Prohibition is in full swing, and the dead need alcohol to function. Without liquor they become mindless, flesh-munching ghouls. (In a word: braineaters.)
Everything will probably be fine. The investigation into his own murder probably won’t point Jones toward the city’s most important bootlegger.
And even if it does, it’s not like he’ll risk cutting off the hooch just to seek justice for himself, right? No one man’s life is worth unleashing a cannibalistic orgy of violence. Right?
Cracking this case will be a tall order, but one thing’s for sure: whatever happens, Braineater Jones isn’t getting out of this one alive…
If you haven't met JONES yet, the week starting the 18th January is the perfect time, because that's when the offer kicks in. Still unsure, despite the low price? Let me "clue" (ha!) you in to what the reviewers are saying!
BRAINEATER JONES will be available in the USA, UK, Australia, and Canada from the following online outlets from 18th January:
And if I may ask, my dear friends, if you do befriend our good friend JONES, could you please do us the honor of leaving a review or spreading the word about him? The review game is almost as hard as solving your own murder!
Thanks, and stay awesome!