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SCENE 15
EXT – OUTER SPACE
THE VERY FAKE LOOKING CARDBOARD UFO WITH STRINGS WHICH ORIGINALLY ABDUCTED JEFFREY MANSON GACY IS HOVERING IN SPACE.
INT – THE UFO
(ZANDAR, ZORBON)
TWO “ALIENS” WHICH ARE JUST ORDINARY HUMANS IN SILVER JUMPSUITS WEARING BEANIE ANTENNAE, ARE STANDING ON THE BRIDGE OF THE UFO. THESE ARE ZANDAR AND ZORBON.
ZANDAR
Ha ha, Zorbon, these foolish earthlings are so unsuspecting of our plot to...take over their world!
ZANDAR AND ZORBON LAUGH MENACINGLY.
ZORBON
Yes, Zandar, when we have collected enough samples of human biology and sociology, we will have enough knowledge to...conquer their planet!
ZANDAR AND ZORBON LAUGH MENACINGLY.
ZANDAR
From the sample human we have collected we have already determined that all humans are psychopathic killers who had terrible childhoods, spent most of their time in an insane asylum being sprayed periodically with cold water and then smacked with towels, then escaped and will kill again. A basic, normal human life.
A SMALL RED LIGHT BLINKS AND A SIREN ACCOMPANIES IT. AFTER A MOMENT, THE RED LIGHT FALLS OFF. ZORBON LOOKS AT A COMPUTER SCREEN WHICH IS PLAYING PONG.
ZORBON
Zandar, we have found a large castle which contains an electrocuted mad scientist, a hunchback with two humps, a hideous monster constructed from bits of regular animals, a large spider which is growing every second, and what appears to be a man with his foot stuck in a toilet.
ZANDAR
Ah, excellent. An ordinary family structure. Descend to this place!
ZORBON GRABS A LARGE LEVER AND PRESSES IT TO THE “DESCEND” POSITION. THE UFO BEGINS ROCKETING DOWN THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE AT BREAKNECK SPEEDS. ZANDAR AND ZORBON GRAB ONE ANOTHER AND SCREAM.
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