MAVERICK
Mind if I co-facilitate this group therapy session?
The gangsters promptly forget about Angie and advance on Maverick. Switchblades flash and brass knuckles abound. Maverick simply cracks his knuckles.
MAVERICK
Let's check in.
Maverick executes a flawless backwards roundhouse kick and knocks one of the gangsters into the wall, where he collapses.
MAVERICK
First tell me who you are...
Maverick grabs a lid off a trash can smashes one of the gang members in the face with it.
MAVERICK
...Then tell me what you're hoping to get out of this session.
Maverick throws the trash can lid like a frisbee at one of the gangsters. It connects with his sternum, and sends him staggering. One of the gangsters jumps in front of Maverick with a knife.
GANGSTER 1
I'll cut you! I'll cut you so bad you'll wish that I never cut you in the first place.
MAVERICK
Woah, woah, woah. Time out. Why don't we see if I can't help you redirect that hostility?
Maverick kicks the gangster in his hand, sending him staggering into another gangster so that he stabs him. Finally there is only one gangster left. The man is obviously terrified, and wilts under Maverick's shadow.
MAVERICK
Oh, I'm so sorry. We're all out of time. Let's reschedule you for next week. Here let me introduce you to MY SECRETARY!
Maverick headbutts the man. He claps his hands against one another triumphantly.
Mind if I co-facilitate this group therapy session?
The gangsters promptly forget about Angie and advance on Maverick. Switchblades flash and brass knuckles abound. Maverick simply cracks his knuckles.
MAVERICK
Let's check in.
Maverick executes a flawless backwards roundhouse kick and knocks one of the gangsters into the wall, where he collapses.
MAVERICK
First tell me who you are...
Maverick grabs a lid off a trash can smashes one of the gang members in the face with it.
MAVERICK
...Then tell me what you're hoping to get out of this session.
Maverick throws the trash can lid like a frisbee at one of the gangsters. It connects with his sternum, and sends him staggering. One of the gangsters jumps in front of Maverick with a knife.
GANGSTER 1
I'll cut you! I'll cut you so bad you'll wish that I never cut you in the first place.
MAVERICK
Woah, woah, woah. Time out. Why don't we see if I can't help you redirect that hostility?
Maverick kicks the gangster in his hand, sending him staggering into another gangster so that he stabs him. Finally there is only one gangster left. The man is obviously terrified, and wilts under Maverick's shadow.
MAVERICK
Oh, I'm so sorry. We're all out of time. Let's reschedule you for next week. Here let me introduce you to MY SECRETARY!
Maverick headbutts the man. He claps his hands against one another triumphantly.
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