SCENE 25
INT – UFO TORTURE CHAMBER (AKA SPA)
(ZORBON, SANDAR, ALGORE, FRANCOPHILE)
ALGORE AND FRANCOPHILE ARE BOTH LYING BELLY DOWN ON A TABLE, NAKED EXCEPT FOR TOWELS. ZANDAR AND ZORBON ARE NEARBY.
ZANDAR
Prepare for the diabolical Grendeebian pressure torture. You will tell us what we want to know about earthlings...or die.
FRANCOPHILE
No!
ALGORE
No!
ZANDAR BEGINS RUBBING FRANCOPHILE’S FEET. ZORBON BEGINS MASSAGING ALGORE’S SHOULDERS.
ZORBON
Succumb, pathetic earthlings! Your threshhold of pain is not large enough to take the many tortures we have devised! This could go on for thousands of your earth “years.”
ZANDAR
You can never endure it!
FRANCOPHILE
Actually, it feels rather good.
ALGORE
I agree. It's quite relaxing.
ZANDAR
Prepare for a whole new definition of agony, humans!
ZANDAR AND ZORBON BEGIN DOING DIFFERENT SORT OF MASSAGE TECHNIQUES ON THE TWO HUMANS.
ZORBON
Never! You'll never survive!
FRANCOPHILE
(relaxed)
Yeah, whatever.
ALGORE
(happily)
Sure, never.
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