The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 30

SCENE 30

INT – UFO GALLEY
(ALGORE, ZORBON, ZANDAR)

ALGORE IS SITTING IN A CHAIR WITH THE TOP OF HIS HEAD SAWED OFF. HIS BRAIN HAS BEEN REMOVED. ZORBON AND ZANDAR ARE SITTING AT A TABLE WITH ALGORE’S BRAIN IN THE CENTER. ZORBON BEGINS TO CARVE ALGORE’S BRAIN LIKE THANKSGIVING DINNER.

ZORBON

Do you want dark brain or gray matter?

ZANDAR

Gray matter.

ZORBON PLACES A SLICE OF ALGORE’S BRAIN ON ZANDAR’S PLATE AND ANOTHER SLICE ON HIS OWN.

ZANDAR

What would you like to drink with dinner?

ZORBON

Well, I can never decide whether to have red brain or white brain when we're having brain. How about some vintage Presley '72?

ZANDAR

An excellent choice.

ZANDAR POURS SOME GOOPY BRAINS FROM A HAR MARKED “ELVIS PRESLEY” INTO ZORBON’S GLASS AS WELL AS HIS OWN. ZANDAR RAISES HIS GLASS IN A TOAST.

ZANDAR

To the eating of many earthling brains after we have taken over this pathetic world.

ZORBON

Here, here!

ZANDAR

What?

ZORBON TAPS THE SIDE OF HIS GLASS.

ZORBON

Here, clink the glasses together here.

THEY CLINK GLASSES TOGETHER AND DRINK.