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MANUSCRIPTS BURN

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Hi, I'm Splatterpunk Award-winning horror and science fiction author Steve Kozeniewski (pronounced: "causin' ooze key.") Welcome to my blog! You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, and Amazon. You can e-mail me here, join my mailing list here, or request an e-autograph here. Free on this site you can listen to me recite one of my own short works, "The Thing Under the Bed."

Monday, October 13, 2025

French Press Publishing's First In-Person Pitch Session!

Hey, gang.  I'm excited to announce that my house, French Press Publishing, is actively acquiring (completed!) novels, novellas, and collections.  And you can sit down for a pitch session with me at the World Fantasy Convention this year.  




“What is a pitch session?” you conveniently ask, dear straw man reader?

 

Well, I’m glad you asked!  A pitch session is your opportunity to sit down with an editor or agent and sell them on one of your manuscripts.  Now, for the 5 Ws of this particular event:

 

Who? 

 

You, with your completed, ready-for-primetime manuscript, will have the opportunity to meet me, Stephen Kozeniewski, or Kayleigh Dobbs.  What are we specifically looking to acquire?  We will consider novels, novellas, and collections.  Broadly speaking we like horror and sci-fi, but click on the “About Us” section of this blog for a little more info.  You can also watch our past open call announcements during the Buzz Book Expo (20232022) to get a better feel for what we like.

 

What?

 

You should be prepared to:

 

- introduce yourself like a human being, for Christ’s sake

 

- give the editor a one sentence elevator pitch (think the teaser on a movie poster)

 

- elaborate on your story (think the back jacket of your book once it’s on the shelf)

 

- answer questions if prompted

 

Bear in mind this all has to be accomplished in about five minutes, so polish your pitch until it shines like a diamond.  You don’t have to be a robot, repeating a carefully memorized routine by rote.  (In fact, that would kind of defeat the purpose of an in-person pitch session.)  But if you punctuate every other word with “um” and trail off mid-sentence, we’re going to mark you down as “that flop sweat-soaked wretch” instead of “that author I desperately want to work with.”

 

Then, if we’re interested, we’ll ask to see more, so you’d better not be pitching us some glimmer in your eye.  Make sure your manuscript is ready to go.

 

Where? 

 

World Fantasy Convention

DoubleTree by Hilton Brighton Metropole

Kings Rd, Brighton and Hove, Brighton BN1 2FU, United Kingdom

Gloucester Room

 

When?

 

Thursday, October 30, 2025

8:00 pm

 

Why? 

 

I don’t fucking know.  You’re the one that wants to get published.  You tell me.

 

But for real, we have so far published 16 books, including the Imadjinn award-winning You’re Mine by Somer Canon, and Kit Power’s British Fantasy Award Finalist novella, Millionaires Day.

 

 

How? 

 

E-mail us at frenchpresspub (at) hotmail (dot) com to express your interest.  We will assign slots on a first come, first serve basis.  However, if you’re not one of the twelve or fifteen authors we’re able to guarantee slots to, you should still get your pitch ready anyway.  If the convention doesn’t immediately kick us out of the room we may be open to seeing more people.  Or we can set up a time to meet later, or you may be able to pitch us as you see us around the con.  However, if any of you try to pitch me while I’m:

 

a) on the toilet (or “loo” as it’s called in the UK), or

 

b) while I’m having a private dinner

 

I swear to God you’ll be blackballed from my publishing company for life.  And I don’t even have a blacklist yet.  You’d be the first one on there.  Go ahead.  Peek over that bathroom stall.  See how it works out for you.

 

As for the rest of you, we’re excited to hear about your work.  See you in Brighton!

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