Hi everyone,
Since you are my favorite people, I have an awesome deal for you all. My first (and so far, most popular) novel, BRAINEATER JONES, is out now for a limited time for the sweet price of 99c. That's not even a dollar. It's practically nothing. In fact, it's probably more expensive for you to NOT get it.
Don't think about that too hard, just trust me. Anyway, if you haven't had the pleasure to make the acquaintance of BRAINEATER JONES, here's a bit about the book:
No memory. No pulse. No clue.
The undead private eye everybody calls “Braineater Jones” has an axe to grind. Somebody plugged him and dumped his corpse in a swimming pool.
Worse yet, his memory’s gone. He has no idea who killed him or why.
But he’s damn sure going to find out.
With a smartass severed head as a partner, Jones hangs up his shingle in the city’s undead quarter. When he’s not solving cases (poorly) Jones is always looking to keep his flask full.
Prohibition is in full swing, and the dead need alcohol to function. Without liquor they become mindless, flesh-munching ghouls. (In a word: braineaters.)
Everything will probably be fine. The investigation into his own murder probably won’t point Jones toward the city’s most important bootlegger.
And even if it does, it’s not like he’ll risk cutting off the hooch just to seek justice for himself, right? No one man’s life is worth unleashing a cannibalistic orgy of violence. Right?
Cracking this case will be a tall order, but one thing’s for sure: whatever happens, Braineater Jones isn’t getting out of this one alive…
This offer is available in the USA, UK, Canada, and Australia until the 24th Feb. Don't drag your dead (ha!) feet, gobble up your copy today!
