Manuscripts Burn


MANUSCRIPTS BURN

"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov

Hi, I'm Splatterpunk Award-winning horror and science fiction author Steve Kozeniewski (pronounced: "causin' ooze key.") Welcome to my blog! You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, and Amazon. You can e-mail me here, join my mailing list here, or request an e-autograph here. Free on this site you can listen to me recite one of my own short works, "The Thing Under the Bed."

Friday, May 24, 2024

Audiobook Auditions Are Open!

Hi everyone! If you're looking for some audiobook narration work, look no further! WE ALL LIVE IN A FASCIST POLICE STATE NOW, THANKS TO THIS ONE FUCKING GUY has been making the rounds for a short while, and it's time to put it into audiobook format.

If you're interested, you can find more details HERE (you will need to log into your ACX account).



It happened here. Fascism came, wrapped in the flag and carrying a Bible.

Nobody much noticed.

Sure, a few traitors like to whine about their missing "rights," but it's up to the heroes of the Federal Bureau of Patriotism to silence them.

When someone starts spilling FBP secrets, Captain Leo Nergali is assigned to track him down. But wait, Leo himself *is* the mole? Record scratch!

Buy this fucking book to see how Leo censors the arts, disappears his enemies, and perhaps even finds jackbooted love.

So, what are we looking for, I hear you ask?

This book fits into the "Mystery, Suspense, Thriller" category, but it leans heavily into thriller, in the sense that there is violence and scenes of a disturbing nature. We need someone who can embody several characters, and can switch between prose and an interview style, and also someone who doesn't scare easily, as some of the subject matter is a little... severe!

If you think this is a project for you, you can audition HERE.

Looking forward to hearing from you!


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