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MANUSCRIPTS BURN

"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov

Hi, I'm Splatterpunk Award-winning horror and science fiction author Steve Kozeniewski (pronounced: "causin' ooze key.") Welcome to my blog! You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, and Amazon. You can e-mail me here, join my mailing list here, or request an e-autograph here. Free on this site you can listen to me recite one of my own short works, "The Thing Under the Bed."

Monday, December 22, 2025

Absolute "Loon"acy...New Audiobook Release!

Happy Holidays!

And look what we have here for you, just in time for all the festivities! Gavin Dillinger and I co-wrote LOONEY! earlier this year, and to say that our collaboration results in absolute chaos would be an understatement. Finding an audiobook narrator to match that energy wasn't easy, but we found one! Gabriel Ryland is a voice artistry wizard that got so into character that we're pretty sure he actually is one of them... 

In case you missed the book when we released it, here's a little bit about it.


When beloved cartoon characters come crawling out of her TV, army recruiter Gabriella Harman expects a zany romp instead of the hellish nightmare that follows.

One night, haunted by her memories of Iraq, Gabriella downs a stomachful of pills and booze. When her favorite cartoon characters, the Kooky Toons, start crawling out of the TV, she assumes she is hallucinating.

But soon Gabriella finds herself locked in a battle of wits and wills with Herman Hyrax, the world-famous, wise-cracking mascot of the Kooky Korporation. Herman is more than just a stinker, though. He may be a monster, a demon, a god, or something entirely more unwholesome.

Is Gabriella’s descent into a world of cartoonish violence and psychological torment real? Or has she simply gone…

LOONEY!?

We really think you'll love this, so whether you've read the print version or are brand new to this particular branch of our combined madness, check out the audiobook. You'll gasp, you'll be amazed! You'll suddenly have the urge to stock a big mallet and some dynamite. And be sure to share with your friends and family. LOONEY! is a perfect seasonal gift for those who want to be entertained, horrified, and tickled all at the same time.

Check it out at:

AMAZON


Happy listening, and happy holidays!





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