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Friday, August 12, 2011

Top Ten Works of Great Literature That Sound Like They Might Also Be Slang For Poop

10.  A Passage to India
9.  Gravity's Rainbow
8.  Midnight's Children
7.  Finnegans Wake
6.  Darkness at Noon
5.  Three Men in a Boat
4.  The Red and the Black
3.  Portnoy's Complaint
2.  Leaves of Grass
1.  The Sorrows of Young Wether

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