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Friday, December 16, 2011

Dear Everyone Who Thinks That Now That He is Dead You Can Call Christopher Hitchens "Hitch,"

If you didn't know him, you probably still can't.  You also probably shouldn't refer to Martin Scorsese as "Marty."


  1. I'm disappointed (EXTREMELY disappointed, in fact) that you didn't recommend that I "shaddupa my face."


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