Guess what tomorrow is?
Yes, Saturday. Guess what else.
Yes, the 9th. Guess what else.
All right, stop guessing, you're terrible at this. I'll just tell you. Tomorrow is Horrible Saturday at the York Emporium!
What's Horrible Saturday you're asking?
You fucking Philistine.
First of all, it's an amazing book signing event from 12 noon to 4:00 pm featuring the likes of myself, Lesley Conner, Rachel Autumn Deering, Bob Ford, Brian Keene, Kelli Owen, Jason Pokopec, Mary SanGiovanni, and Chet Williamson. I'll have all of my novels available for sale, and, as always, autographs are free.
But it's not just that.
There's also going to be a horror panel from 1:30 pm to 2:00 pm starring yours truly and the other authors. That's going to be broadcast on local TV. On TV, people.
But it's not just just that.
There's also also going to be a movie screening. Joe R. Lansdale's "Christmas of the Dead" starring Chet Williamson. That's from 12 noon to 1:30 pm. With free popcorn. Free.
So how do you get in? Easy, just show up at:
343 W Market St
York, PA 17401
Entrance is free. Hope to see you there!
"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov
Hi, I'm horror and science fiction author Steve Kozeniewski (pronounced: "causin' ooze key.") Welcome to my blog! You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, and Amazon. You can e-mail me here, join my mailing list here, or request an e-autograph here. Free on this site you can listen to me recite one of my own short works, "The Thing Under the Bed."
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