INT – THE FRANCOPHILE BATHROOM
STANDING ON TOP OF THE TOILET JIMMY REACHES AS FAR AS HE CAN AND GRABS THE TARANTURLA. HE SIGHS IN RELIEF. HE SUDDENLY LOSES HIS BALANCE AND BEGINS TO TOPPLE. THE TARANTULA FALLS SMACH DAB INTO THE BOTTLE OF GREEN GOO NEAR THE SCREWDRIVER. JIMMY GETS UP FROM THE TILE TO FIND HIS LEG IS STUCK IN THE TOILET. HE PULLS ON IT, BUT IT DOES NOT BUDGE.
Oh, great. First I'm attacked by a serial killer, then my car breaks down, and now I've got my leg stuck in a toilet. What else could happen?
ALTHOUGH JIMMY DOESN’T NOTICE IT, THE TARANTULA SUDDENLY DOUBLES IN SIZE FROM EXPOSURE TO THE GREEN GOOD. FOR THE MOMENT, THOUGH, IT IS STILL STUCK IN THE BOTTLE.
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