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INT – UFO BRIDGE
ZORBON AND ZANDAR ARE WATCHING THE EXTERIOR OF THE CASTLE ON THEIR MONITOR.
What the hell is that?
I don't know.
EXT – FRANCOPHILE CASTLE – CONTINUOUS
AN ANGRY MOB WITH PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES ARE CLAMORING TOWARDS THE CASTLE, YELLING ABUSE. THE HIDEOUS FREAK LEAPS DOWN FROM THE PRECIPICE OF THE WRECKED CASTLE ROOF AND LANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MOB.
There's the beast!
I knew Francophile was building some sort of hideous freak!
Kill the beast now! We'll come back to murder Francophile after we've eaten. We can have turkey!
Kill! Kill! Faster pussycat, kill, kill!
THE HIDEOUS FREAK ROARS IN ANGER AND RUNS AWAY TOWARDS THE FOREST. THE MOB RAMBLES ON AFTER IT. THE UFO HOVERS ABOVE THE CROWD.
INT – UFO BRIDGE - CONTINUOUS
(ZORBON, ZANDAR, BORIS)
ZORBON AND ZANDAR WATCH THE MOB CHASE THE HIDEOUS FREAK INTO THE WOODS ON THEIR MONITOR.
Should we chase the monster?
No, we should observe this social structure that's chasing him though. We could learn a lot about earthling social mentality.
Wait, there goes the scientist!
ZANDAR POINTS TO THE MONITOR WHERE ALGORE AND FRANCOPHILE ARE RUNNING OUT THE BACK DOOR.
Fire one last shot at the castle, then follow the scientist, maximum speed!
THE CANNON FIRES ONE SHOT, BRINGING THE REST OF THE CASTLE TUMBLING DOWN, THEN THE UFO TAKES OFF IN PURSUIT OF FRANCOPHILE. BORIS THE TARANTULA, NOW IMMENSE, EMERGES FROM THE RUBBLE. HE SHAKES THE SOOT OFF HIMSELF.
Food! Boris needs something to eat! Boris will eat!
BORIS STRIDES OFF, MUTTERING TO HIMSELF.
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