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Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 25

SCENE 25

INT – UFO TORTURE CHAMBER (AKA SPA)
(ZORBON, SANDAR, ALGORE, FRANCOPHILE)

ALGORE AND FRANCOPHILE ARE BOTH LYING BELLY DOWN ON A TABLE, NAKED EXCEPT FOR TOWELS. ZANDAR AND ZORBON ARE NEARBY.

ZANDAR

Prepare for the diabolical Grendeebian pressure torture. You will tell us what we want to know about earthlings...or die.

FRANCOPHILE

No!

ALGORE

No!

ZANDAR BEGINS RUBBING FRANCOPHILE’S FEET. ZORBON BEGINS MASSAGING ALGORE’S SHOULDERS.

ZORBON

Succumb, pathetic earthlings! Your threshhold of pain is not large enough to take the many tortures we have devised! This could go on for thousands of your earth “years.”

ZANDAR

You can never endure it!

FRANCOPHILE

Actually, it feels rather good.

ALGORE

I agree. It's quite relaxing.

ZANDAR

Prepare for a whole new definition of agony, humans!

ZANDAR AND ZORBON BEGIN DOING DIFFERENT SORT OF MASSAGE TECHNIQUES ON THE TWO HUMANS.

ZORBON

Never! You'll never survive!

FRANCOPHILE
(relaxed)

Yeah, whatever.

ALGORE
(happily)

Sure, never.
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