EXT – WOODS
SARIA IS RUNNING BREATHLESSLY THROUGH THE WOODS. SUDDENLY HER BLOUSE GETS CAUGHT ON A TREEBRANCH, BUT IT DOES NOT RIP, EVEN THOUGH SHE TUGS ON IT.
Wow, luckily this fabric is extraordinarily strong so it didn’t rip. I’d better take it off, just in case.
SHE TAKES OFF HER BLOUSE AND INEXPLICABLY HANGS IT ON THE TREEBRANCH. SUDDENLY THE HIDEOUS FREAK APPEARS IN FRONT OF HER AND STARTS ROARING HORRIBLY.
Oh, look at you. You’re ugly on the outside but beautiful on the inside, aren’t you?
THE FREAK LOOKS AT HER STRANGELY. IT STARTS POUNDING IT’S CHEST AND SCREAMING ANGRILY. SARIA TAKES THE FREAK AND GENTLY NESTLES ITS HEAD AGAINST HER AMPLE BOSOM.
Shh, shh, there there. I know everyone has misunderstood you up until now, but I won’t do that.
THE FREAK HOWLS AND TRIES ANGRILY TO ESCAPE FROM HER SOOTHING BOSOM, BUT SHE HOLDS IT FAST.
"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov
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