INT – UFO GALLEY
FRANCOPHILE FINISHES SCOOPING WHAT IS LEFT OF ELVIS’S BRAIN INTO ALGORE’S HALF EMPTY BRAIN CAVITY. HE FLIPS ALGORE’S SKULL LID BACK INTO PLACE AND PRESSES IT DOWN. THE BRAIN CAVITY IS TOO CRAMMED WITH BRAINS TO STAY DOWN. HE TRIES A FEW MORE TIMES, THEN GRABS A BOTTLE OF ELMER’S GLUE AND THE SKULL STAYS PUT. HE KNEELS DOWN AND TAKES ALGORE’S HAND TENDERLY IN HIS OWN.
Come on, King, I know you’re in there somewhere. Fight Algore. His personality is weak. Use your boundless charisma to overpower him!
ALGORE’S EYES FLUTTER OPEN.
FRANCOPHILE SLAPS ALGORE HARD.
No, stupid, stop fighting!
Yes, it’s me, your master. I command you to let Elvis take over!
ALGORE STANDS UP, SPINS AROUND, AND MAGICALLY IS DRESSED LIKE LATE ‘70S FAT ELVIS, REPLETE WITH HARICUT AND WHITE SEQUINED POLYESTER. HE IS NOW ALVIS.
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Oh, you never died in my heart, Elvis!
Hold on there, baby.
ALVIS SLICKS HIS HAIR BACK.
It’s Alvis now.
Eh, close enough.
SUDDENLY THE UFO SHAKES, AND POORLY CONSTRUCTED LIGHT FIXTURES FALL FROM THE CEILING.
What was that?
Hell if I know.
EXT – VILLAGE – CONTINUOUS
BORIS, NOW MASSIVE BEYOND REASONING, GRABS THE UFO WITH HIS TWO FRONT LEGS.
Canned meat! Boris will feast! Tasty little flies!
BORIS SLAMS THE UFO TO THE GROUND, SMASHING IT INTO THE BLACKSMITH’S SHOP.
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