Manuscripts Burn: Top Ten Works of Great Literature That Sound Like They Might Also Be Slang For Poop

Manuscripts Burn

"Manuscripts don't burn." - Mikhail Bulgakov

This site is my attempt to metaphorically "burn" my early work in the uncaring furnace of the internet. We're in between manuscripts right now, however you can still click the following links to see previous stories: Eternity Burning, The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!, The Last War, The Neighbors Are Zombies, A Fistful of Zombies, or Maverick, LCSW. Use the link by date tracker on the right hand side of the page to navigate from there. If you want to contact me and you are a human being rather than a spambot, you can use your higher level reasoning to translate this e-mail address: hguderian(at)hotmail(dot)com.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Top Ten Works of Great Literature That Sound Like They Might Also Be Slang For Poop

10. A Passage to India
9. Gravity's Rainbow
8. Midnight's Children
7. Finnegans Wake
6. Darkness at Noon
5. Three Men in a Boat
4. The Red and the Black
3. Portnoy's Complaint
2. Leaves of Grass
1. The Sorrows of Young Wether