I came across this delightful excerpt from a quarterfinalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award. Now, I don't normally pimp the work of others (except for John Dixon and whoever this cat is) but I think this aspiring your wordsmith has got the right...what's that stuff? So, anyway, it may not affect the contest (although it may, subconsciously alter the perceptions of the reviewers) but I definitely think you should consider giving this strapping young lad a 5-star review. Or 10*. Run, my little meat-puppets**, run.
*the management of this blog does not encourage the posting of fallacious reviews on Amazon.***
**the management of this blog really thinks that meat puppet is a pretty ridiculous concept. I mean, seriously? Somebody agrees with you because you asked them to and suddenly they're a "meat puppet?" Why not just say, "this guy disagreed with me and I hate him?" Fucking Wikipedia.
***except in this case of this blog's management, in which case, go wild.
Manuscripts Burn
MANUSCRIPTS BURN
"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov
Hi, I'm Splatterpunk Award-winning horror and science fiction author Steve Kozeniewski (pronounced: "causin' ooze key.") Welcome to my blog! You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, and Amazon. You can e-mail me here, join my mailing list here, or request an e-autograph here. Free on this site you can listen to me recite one of my own short works, "The Thing Under the Bed."
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