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Monday, June 10, 2013

The 2013 Hundie Challenge #42: Hope For the Wicked

The next stop on our RAP sub-division of the 2013 Hundie Challenge is:

HOPE FOR THE WICKED by Edward Lorn.

Let me take another crack at one of these taglines.  (I'm enjoying testing myself with these, with apologies to my author friends.) 

HOPE FOR THE WICKED is like CLERKS 2 meets NATURAL BORN KILLERS.

Hey, that wasn't so hard after all for this one.  Of course, none of that will make sense until you actually read the book.  Which I heartily recommend. 

What I DO NOT RECOMMEND is that you read this book if you are squeamish.  It features graphic murder, dismemberment, and animal abuse.  In fact, it doesn't just FEATURE serial murder...it spotlights two serial murderers, Mo and Larry Laughlin.  (Yes, their dog is named Curly.  So far their what I assume will turn out to be a rapping Komodo dragon, Shemp, has not been featured.  I'm keeping my fingers crossed he'll appear in the sequel, PENNIES FOR THE DAMNED.)

Anyway, you can check out an excerpt here.

And the back book copy here.

And for all the places to buy it click here.

2 comments:

  1. Tagline perfection. Solid gold.

    E.

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    1. I couldn't have done it without you. Literally. I couldn't have written this blogpost if you hadn't written the book.

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