Manuscripts Burn

"Manuscripts don't burn." - Mikhail Bulgakov

This site is my attempt to metaphorically "burn" my early work in the uncaring furnace of the internet. We're in between manuscripts right now, however you can still click the following links to see previous stories: Eternity Burning, The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!, The Last War, The Neighbors Are Zombies, A Fistful of Zombies, or Maverick, LCSW. Use the link by date tracker on the right hand side of the page to navigate from there. If you want to contact me and you are a human being rather than a spambot, you can use your higher level reasoning to translate this e-mail address: hguderian(at)hotmail(dot)com.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Dear Everyone Who Thinks That Now That He is Dead You Can Call Christopher Hitchens "Hitch,"

If you didn't know him, you probably still can't.  You also probably shouldn't refer to Martin Scorsese as "Marty."
Posted by Redleg at 11:42 AM

2 comments:

  2. I'm disappointed (EXTREMELY disappointed, in fact) that you didn't recommend that I "shaddupa my face."

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