Bar Mitts (Vah)

("Bar" with me.  I'm trying to make this a thing.)

Mitt Romney walks into a bar.  He turns around and says, "Oh, pardon me, miss, I didn't mean to walk into you.  I know bars are people, too."

Mitt Romney walks into a bar.  And shuts it down.

A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar.  The bartender looks up and says, "How you doing, Governor Romney?"

Mitt Romney walks into a bar and says, "Is this where poor people drink?"

Mitt Romney walks into a bar and says, "I really like this bar.  All the stools are just the right height."

Feel free to add your own below in the comments!  The best, by which I mean "any," may well be included in a future "Best of Bar Mitts" compilation post.