("Bar" with me. I'm trying to make this a thing.)
Mitt Romney walks into a bar. He turns around and says, "Oh, pardon me, miss, I didn't mean to walk into you. I know bars are people, too."
Mitt Romney walks into a bar. And shuts it down.
A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "How you doing, Governor Romney?"
Mitt Romney walks into a bar and says, "Is this where poor people drink?"
Mitt Romney walks into a bar and says, "I really like this bar. All the stools are just the right height."
Feel free to add your own below in the comments! The best, by which I mean "any," may well be included in a future "Best of Bar Mitts" compilation post.
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