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"Manuscripts don't burn." - Mikhail Bulgakov

This site is my attempt to metaphorically "burn" my early work in the uncaring furnace of the internet. We're in between manuscripts right now, however you can still click the following links to see previous stories: Eternity Burning, The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!, The Last War, The Neighbors Are Zombies, A Fistful of Zombies, or Maverick, LCSW. Use the link by date tracker on the right hand side of the page to navigate from there. If you want to contact me and you are a human being rather than a spambot, you can use your higher level reasoning to translate this e-mail address: hguderian(at)hotmail(dot)com.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Truly it is Mitt who is...The Most Dangerous Game

You know, we fans of science fiction can sometimes forget the simple, unassuming steps that modern day politicians take that lead us to dystopias in the vein of The Hunger Games or Soylent Green.  It is in some ways terrifying, therefore, to discover our next president's plans for all of us, as revealed on his own website:

I'm including a screencap, because I have a sneaky suspicion that the original website is going to change in the next few days, probably to hide the candidate's obviously nefarious plans...
Truly chilling stuff.  Suddenly The Road doesn't seem so far-fetched after all, does it?
Posted by Redleg at 11:57 AM

2 comments:

  1. I empathize with Mittens. I know how hard it is to put food on your family. Even hard than that, is to put family in your food.

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    1. I think my real concern with the primary being over was that no one would be able to step in to replace Sr. Newt with a fine stable of malaprops and spoonerisms. It seems I needn't have feared after all.

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