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Wednesday, February 19, 2014


Baboon Fart Story: An experiment inspired by Chuck WendigBaboon Fart Story: An experiment inspired by Chuck Wendig by Phronk
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

The best part was when he said, "fart."

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BABOON FART STORY is now available for download again (thank God.) Don't miss out on your opportunity to truly grok and love this all-time American classic.


  1. I've been following this from Wendig's blog, and it's all been so crazy! And hilarious. Also, I take it that you think this entire book was the best part. ;)

    1. I can only but humbly aspire to such genius. Compared to BABOON FART STORY, my body of work is just crap.


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