Guess what tomorrow is?
Yes, Saturday. Guess what else.
Yes, the 9th. Guess what else.
All right, stop guessing, you're terrible at this. I'll just tell you. Tomorrow is Horrible Saturday at the York Emporium!
What's Horrible Saturday you're asking?
You fucking Philistine.
First of all, it's an amazing book signing event from 12 noon to 4:00 pm featuring the likes of myself, Lesley Conner, Rachel Autumn Deering, Bob Ford, Brian Keene, Kelli Owen, Jason Pokopec, Mary SanGiovanni, and Chet Williamson. I'll have all of my novels available for sale, and, as always, autographs are free.
But it's not just that.
There's also going to be a horror panel from 1:30 pm to 2:00 pm starring yours truly and the other authors. That's going to be broadcast on local TV. On TV, people.
But it's not just just that.
There's also also going to be a movie screening. Joe R. Lansdale's "Christmas of the Dead" starring Chet Williamson. That's from 12 noon to 1:30 pm. With free popcorn. Free.
So how do you get in? Easy, just show up at:
343 W Market St
York, PA 17401
Entrance is free. Hope to see you there!
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Happy Blitz Day, Stephen!
ReplyDeleteNice to meet a fellow Pennsylvanian. Waving to you from Chester County!
Thanks, Dianne! Hi from Cumberland County!
DeleteI was born in PA (Monaca) but haven't been through in ages. :/ Have a "Horrible" time tomorrow! ;) Happy Blitz Day!
ReplyDeleteHi, LuAnn! Let me know if you ever stop back through. :)
DeleteI've never heard of this, but I live in MA. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Blitz Day!
Thanks, Theresa!
DeleteHave fun being on the panel! Happy Blitz Day!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Natalie! It was a blast.
DeleteSounds like an oxymoron, but have a wonderful horrible Saturday tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAnd today have a happy Blitz Day!
Arlee Bird
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Thanks, Arlee! It was pretty great.
DeleteSounds like fun; wish I lived close.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dolorah. Maybe next time!
DeleteNow I wish I could experience a Horrible Saturday! Happy Blitz Day!
ReplyDeleteAw, you should've come, L.G. Maybe next year. :)
DeleteHorror!! Gosh! I am horrified!! (Not a horror fan, yes I get shit scared.)
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz Day ---- you have been blitzed. Keep writing. :D
Thanks, Inderpreet. I'm sure we'll bring you around. :)
DeleteI now wish I could name all my book signings "Horrible" Something. Sounds like a lot of fun. Wish I were closer so I could check it out.
ReplyDeleteWell, I suppose there's no reason you couldn't name all your signings "Horrible," Laura. It could be your new signature. :)
DeleteHappy Blitz Day!
ReplyDeleteI guess I should say congrats on your Horrible Saturday. Sounds like it will be fun. Here's wishing you lots of sales.
Thanks, Toi! Guess who's up next. :)
DeleteMy brother lives close to there! I'll have to let him know :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Tiana!
DeleteHappy Blitz Day, Stephen! Sorry I'll be in GA, not PA. Have a Horrible Saturday!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sure I will. Thanks, Zan!
DeleteHave a wonderful day tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteHappy Blog Blitz Day!
Thanks, Michelle!
DeleteHope you have a fabulous signing tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz Day!
It went really well. Thanks, Miranda!
DeleteSounds like fun. I'm a bit far away, but I'll be sitting on a horse for 50 miles making my own fun.
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz Day!
Oh yeah? How did that turn out?
DeleteSounds like you've got a horrible day planned for tomorrow. Best wishes during the book signing, eat lots of popcorn and make sure you say hi to all your fans while you're on TV.
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitzer!
Thanks, Ink. I sure did. :)
DeleteHave fun at the book signing. I hope it goes well. Bit too far for me to drive since I live in TN.
ReplyDeleteHappy Blog Blitz Day!
Hi, Connie! Next time I'm in TN, we'll definitely have to do something, though.
DeleteWow that sounds awesome, have fun at the book signing! I used to live in York!
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz Day!
Very cool! My sister went to undergrad at YCP.
DeleteSounds like a blast. I'd totally come, but the commute from Atlanta to York is a royal pain in the patootie.
ReplyDeleteBut I do hope you aren't hungover tomorrow, seeing's as how you're getting totally BLITZED today. :) Enjoy!
Yeah, Atlanta would be a bit of a haul. :)
DeleteHope it is a GREAT Saturday for you and not really a horrible one.
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz Day!
True enough. Thanks for stopping by, Timothy!
DeleteIf I lived in PA, I'd attend your event. Hope it's a huge success!
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz Day!
Thanks, Sherry! It turned out pretty great.
DeleteI never heard of Horrible Saturday. I like that. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz Day!!!
Well, now you have. You should stop by next time, Chrys!
DeleteSounds like a great event. Wish I wasn't on the other side of the world.
ReplyDeleteSomeday, Kate. Someday. :)
DeleteYou're right. I'm horrible at guessing, so you had to spell it out or I'd still be dawdling over the post. Enjoy the signing. Enjoy your Blitz.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Clee. It was a blast. Both the blitz and the event. :)
DeleteHappy Blitz Day!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great day tomorrow! (p.s. I love horror!)
All the best from BooksChatter!
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Thanks, BooksChatter! If you love horror, there may be some review copies coming your way shortly...
DeleteThe owners of the York Emporium as so nice. Hope you have a big crowd and Happy Blitz Day
ReplyDeleteYes! They were very cool.
DeleteWow, impressive~ I wish I could go~ Happy Blitz day and enJOY horrible Saturday ;D
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ella! Maybe next time. ;)
DeleteHi Stephen, Horrible Saturday sounds fantastic. I wish I could be there. Have fun and sell lots of books, You have just been blitzed!
ReplyDeleteSylvie
I sold quite a few. Thanks, Sylvie!
DeleteHopefully you'll have a horrorable time at Horrible Saturday. Remember, lots of butter on the free popcorn; it's only right.
ReplyDeleteI like you. I can't stand unbuttered popcorn. Even if it's just that weird yellow stuff out of the pump.
DeleteEvents like that are fun! Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteHappy Blitz day.
Thanks, Diane. :)
DeleteGood times but I won;t be able to make it. Have to settle for Happy Blitz Day!
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it either way, Stephen. :)
DeleteMan. I am nowhere near PA, but that sounds like an amazing event! Happy Blitz Day! @mirymom1 from
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Too bad, Samantha. Maybe next time. :)
DeleteA horror panel...intriguing. Have a blast! Hope you've had a happy blitz day!
ReplyDeleteThanks, S.A. It was a pretty good panel, if I do say so myself.
DeleteWhat a great event! Hope it's awesome!
ReplyDeleteBazinga! Happy blitz day!
Heather
Thanks, Heather!
DeleteOoh.. That's really fun! Good luck not doing anything embarrassing on TV ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Blitz Day!
Nah, nothing embarrassing. Except maybe admitting I'm a writer. :)
DeleteThat is super cool. Fun, fun, fun. I wish I could be there. Happy Blitz Day! Wahooo.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Robyn. It was very cool and fun.
DeleteGood luck with your event! It sounds like a fun day. Happy Blitz Day!
ReplyDeleteI thought 'too, York!' .... Then realised wrong country LOL. Hope it goes well :) And happy blitz day! x
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. The slightly more recently founded York. :)
DeleteIf only my transporter worked I could be there in a nanosecond. Still have a great time, peace and happy Blitz!
ReplyDeleteHa ha, well, I hope you get it fixed for next year, Spacer Guy.
DeleteHope you have a great time. Happy Blitz Day.
ReplyDeleteIt was pretty great. Thanks, Mary!
DeleteThat sounds awesome! Hope you had a great time and ate lots and lots of popcorn. I'm about 3 hours from York right now. Have a great Blitz day.
ReplyDeleteOh, three hours, that's not so bad, Lenni. Maybe next year.
DeleteIt sounds like an interesting event. I hope that you enjoyed it. Have a blessed day.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Suzanne! It was very enjoyable.
DeleteHope the Saturday event went well. Happy Belated Blitz Day!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mason. Hope you'll forgive the belated response. :)
DeleteHappy belated Blitz day :)
ReplyDeleteHappy belated reply, Trisha!
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