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Friday, July 8, 2016

Horrible Saturday or Bust!

Guess what tomorrow is?

Yes, Saturday.  Guess what else.

Yes, the 9th.  Guess what else.

All right, stop guessing, you're terrible at this.  I'll just tell you.  Tomorrow is Horrible Saturday at the York Emporium!

What's Horrible Saturday you're asking?

You fucking Philistine. 

First of all, it's an amazing book signing event from 12 noon to 4:00 pm featuring the likes of myself, Lesley Conner, Rachel Autumn DeeringBob FordBrian Keene, Kelli Owen, Jason Pokopec, Mary SanGiovanni, and Chet Williamson.  I'll have all of my novels available for sale, and, as always, autographs are free.

But it's not just that.

There's also going to be a horror panel from 1:30 pm to 2:00 pm starring yours truly and the other authors.  That's going to be broadcast on local TV.  On TV, people.

But it's not just just that.

There's also also going to be a movie screening.  Joe R. Lansdale's "Christmas of the Dead" starring Chet Williamson.  That's from 12 noon to 1:30 pm.  With free popcorn.  Free.

So how do you get in?  Easy, just show up at:

343 W Market St
York, PA 17401

Entrance is free.  Hope to see you there!

87 comments:

  1. Happy Blitz Day, Stephen!

    Nice to meet a fellow Pennsylvanian. Waving to you from Chester County!

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    1. Thanks, Dianne! Hi from Cumberland County!

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  2. I was born in PA (Monaca) but haven't been through in ages. :/ Have a "Horrible" time tomorrow! ;) Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. Hi, LuAnn! Let me know if you ever stop back through. :)

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  3. I've never heard of this, but I live in MA. Have fun!
    And Happy Blitz Day!

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  4. Have fun being on the panel! Happy Blitz Day!

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  5. Sounds like an oxymoron, but have a wonderful horrible Saturday tomorrow.

    And today have a happy Blitz Day!

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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  6. Sounds like fun; wish I lived close.

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  7. Now I wish I could experience a Horrible Saturday! Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. Aw, you should've come, L.G. Maybe next year. :)

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  8. Horror!! Gosh! I am horrified!! (Not a horror fan, yes I get shit scared.)
    Happy Blitz Day ---- you have been blitzed. Keep writing. :D

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    1. Thanks, Inderpreet. I'm sure we'll bring you around. :)

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  9. I now wish I could name all my book signings "Horrible" Something. Sounds like a lot of fun. Wish I were closer so I could check it out.

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    1. Well, I suppose there's no reason you couldn't name all your signings "Horrible," Laura. It could be your new signature. :)

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  10. Happy Blitz Day!
    I guess I should say congrats on your Horrible Saturday. Sounds like it will be fun. Here's wishing you lots of sales.

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  11. My brother lives close to there! I'll have to let him know :)

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  12. Happy Blitz Day, Stephen! Sorry I'll be in GA, not PA. Have a Horrible Saturday!

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  13. Have a wonderful day tomorrow!
    Happy Blog Blitz Day!

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  14. Hope you have a fabulous signing tomorrow!

    Happy Blitz Day!

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  15. Sounds like fun. I'm a bit far away, but I'll be sitting on a horse for 50 miles making my own fun.
    Happy Blitz Day!

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  16. Sounds like you've got a horrible day planned for tomorrow. Best wishes during the book signing, eat lots of popcorn and make sure you say hi to all your fans while you're on TV.

    Happy Blitzer!

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  17. Have fun at the book signing. I hope it goes well. Bit too far for me to drive since I live in TN.

    Happy Blog Blitz Day!

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    1. Hi, Connie! Next time I'm in TN, we'll definitely have to do something, though.

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  18. Wow that sounds awesome, have fun at the book signing! I used to live in York!
    Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. Very cool! My sister went to undergrad at YCP.

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  19. Sounds like a blast. I'd totally come, but the commute from Atlanta to York is a royal pain in the patootie.

    But I do hope you aren't hungover tomorrow, seeing's as how you're getting totally BLITZED today. :) Enjoy!

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    1. Yeah, Atlanta would be a bit of a haul. :)

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  20. Hope it is a GREAT Saturday for you and not really a horrible one.

    Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. True enough. Thanks for stopping by, Timothy!

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  21. If I lived in PA, I'd attend your event. Hope it's a huge success!

    Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. Thanks, Sherry! It turned out pretty great.

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  22. I never heard of Horrible Saturday. I like that. :)

    Happy Blitz Day!!!

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    1. Well, now you have. You should stop by next time, Chrys!

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  23. Sounds like a great event. Wish I wasn't on the other side of the world.

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  24. You're right. I'm horrible at guessing, so you had to spell it out or I'd still be dawdling over the post. Enjoy the signing. Enjoy your Blitz.

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    1. Thanks, Clee. It was a blast. Both the blitz and the event. :)

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  25. Happy Blitz Day!
    Hope you have a great day tomorrow! (p.s. I love horror!)

    All the best from BooksChatter!
    http://bookschatter.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. Thanks, BooksChatter! If you love horror, there may be some review copies coming your way shortly...

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  26. The owners of the York Emporium as so nice. Hope you have a big crowd and Happy Blitz Day

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  27. Wow, impressive~ I wish I could go~ Happy Blitz day and enJOY horrible Saturday ;D

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  28. Hi Stephen, Horrible Saturday sounds fantastic. I wish I could be there. Have fun and sell lots of books, You have just been blitzed!
    Sylvie

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  29. Hopefully you'll have a horrorable time at Horrible Saturday. Remember, lots of butter on the free popcorn; it's only right.

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    1. I like you. I can't stand unbuttered popcorn. Even if it's just that weird yellow stuff out of the pump.

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  30. Events like that are fun! Enjoy.

    Happy Blitz day.

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  31. Good times but I won;t be able to make it. Have to settle for Happy Blitz Day!

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  32. Man. I am nowhere near PA, but that sounds like an amazing event! Happy Blitz Day! @mirymom1 from
    Balancing Act

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  33. A horror panel...intriguing. Have a blast! Hope you've had a happy blitz day!

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    1. Thanks, S.A. It was a pretty good panel, if I do say so myself.

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  34. What a great event! Hope it's awesome!

    Bazinga! Happy blitz day!

    Heather

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  35. Ooh.. That's really fun! Good luck not doing anything embarrassing on TV ;)
    And Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. Nah, nothing embarrassing. Except maybe admitting I'm a writer. :)

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  36. That is super cool. Fun, fun, fun. I wish I could be there. Happy Blitz Day! Wahooo.

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  37. Good luck with your event! It sounds like a fun day. Happy Blitz Day!

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  38. I thought 'too, York!' .... Then realised wrong country LOL. Hope it goes well :) And happy blitz day! x

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    1. Oh, yeah. The slightly more recently founded York. :)

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  39. If only my transporter worked I could be there in a nanosecond. Still have a great time, peace and happy Blitz!

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    1. Ha ha, well, I hope you get it fixed for next year, Spacer Guy.

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  40. Hope you have a great time. Happy Blitz Day.

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  41. That sounds awesome! Hope you had a great time and ate lots and lots of popcorn. I'm about 3 hours from York right now. Have a great Blitz day.

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    1. Oh, three hours, that's not so bad, Lenni. Maybe next year.

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  42. It sounds like an interesting event. I hope that you enjoyed it. Have a blessed day.

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  43. Hope the Saturday event went well. Happy Belated Blitz Day!!

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    1. Thanks, Mason. Hope you'll forgive the belated response. :)

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