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Friday, July 8, 2016

Horrible Saturday or Bust!

Guess what tomorrow is?

Yes, Saturday.  Guess what else.

Yes, the 9th.  Guess what else.

All right, stop guessing, you're terrible at this.  I'll just tell you.  Tomorrow is Horrible Saturday at the York Emporium!

What's Horrible Saturday you're asking?

You fucking Philistine. 

First of all, it's an amazing book signing event from 12 noon to 4:00 pm featuring the likes of myself, Lesley Conner, Rachel Autumn Deering, Bob Ford, Brian Keene, Kelli Owen, Jason Pokopec, Mary SanGiovanni, and Chet Williamson.  I'll have all of my novels available for sale, and, as always, autographs are free.

But it's not just that.

There's also going to be a horror panel from 1:30 pm to 2:00 pm starring yours truly and the other authors.  That's going to be broadcast on local TV.  On TV, people.

But it's not just just that.

There's also also going to be a movie screening.  Joe R. Lansdale's "Christmas of the Dead" starring Chet Williamson.  That's from 12 noon to 1:30 pm.  With free popcorn.  Free.

So how do you get in?  Easy, just show up at:

343 W Market St
York, PA 17401

Entrance is free.  Hope to see you there!
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87 comments:

  1. Dianne K. SalerniJuly 8, 2016 at 1:18 PM

    Happy Blitz Day, Stephen!

    Nice to meet a fellow Pennsylvanian. Waving to you from Chester County!

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  2. LuAnn @ BackPorchervationsJuly 8, 2016 at 1:44 PM

    I was born in PA (Monaca) but haven't been through in ages. :/ Have a "Horrible" time tomorrow! ;) Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 20, 2016 at 9:54 AM

      Hi, LuAnn! Let me know if you ever stop back through. :)

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  3. Theresa MilsteinJuly 8, 2016 at 1:48 PM

    I've never heard of this, but I live in MA. Have fun!
    And Happy Blitz Day!

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  4. Natalie AguirreJuly 8, 2016 at 1:58 PM

    Have fun being on the panel! Happy Blitz Day!

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  5. Arlee BirdJuly 8, 2016 at 2:02 PM

    Sounds like an oxymoron, but have a wonderful horrible Saturday tomorrow.

    And today have a happy Blitz Day!

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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  6. dolorahJuly 8, 2016 at 2:09 PM

    Sounds like fun; wish I lived close.

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  7. L.G. KeltnerJuly 8, 2016 at 2:15 PM

    Now I wish I could experience a Horrible Saturday! Happy Blitz Day!

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  8. IndywritesJuly 8, 2016 at 2:19 PM

    Horror!! Gosh! I am horrified!! (Not a horror fan, yes I get shit scared.)
    Happy Blitz Day ---- you have been blitzed. Keep writing. :D

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 20, 2016 at 11:42 AM

      Thanks, Inderpreet. I'm sure we'll bring you around. :)

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  9. LauraJuly 8, 2016 at 2:24 PM

    I now wish I could name all my book signings "Horrible" Something. Sounds like a lot of fun. Wish I were closer so I could check it out.

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 20, 2016 at 11:43 AM

      Well, I suppose there's no reason you couldn't name all your signings "Horrible," Laura. It could be your new signature. :)

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  10. Toi ThomasJuly 8, 2016 at 2:26 PM

    Happy Blitz Day!
    I guess I should say congrats on your Horrible Saturday. Sounds like it will be fun. Here's wishing you lots of sales.

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  11. Tiana SmithJuly 8, 2016 at 2:32 PM

    My brother lives close to there! I'll have to let him know :)

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  12. Zan MarieJuly 8, 2016 at 2:34 PM

    Happy Blitz Day, Stephen! Sorry I'll be in GA, not PA. Have a Horrible Saturday!

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  13. Michelle WallaceJuly 8, 2016 at 2:36 PM

    Have a wonderful day tomorrow!
    Happy Blog Blitz Day!

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  14. Miranda HardyJuly 8, 2016 at 2:50 PM

    Hope you have a fabulous signing tomorrow!

    Happy Blitz Day!

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  15. GSMarleneJuly 8, 2016 at 2:53 PM

    Sounds like fun. I'm a bit far away, but I'll be sitting on a horse for 50 miles making my own fun.
    Happy Blitz Day!

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  16. Ink in the BookJuly 8, 2016 at 2:57 PM

    Sounds like you've got a horrible day planned for tomorrow. Best wishes during the book signing, eat lots of popcorn and make sure you say hi to all your fans while you're on TV.

    Happy Blitzer!

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  17. Connie KellerJuly 8, 2016 at 3:10 PM

    Have fun at the book signing. I hope it goes well. Bit too far for me to drive since I live in TN.

    Happy Blog Blitz Day!

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 21, 2016 at 1:25 PM

      Hi, Connie! Next time I'm in TN, we'll definitely have to do something, though.

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  18. kjmckendryJuly 8, 2016 at 3:23 PM

    Wow that sounds awesome, have fun at the book signing! I used to live in York!
    Happy Blitz Day!

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  19. Susan Flett SwiderskiJuly 8, 2016 at 3:47 PM

    Sounds like a blast. I'd totally come, but the commute from Atlanta to York is a royal pain in the patootie.

    But I do hope you aren't hungover tomorrow, seeing's as how you're getting totally BLITZED today. :) Enjoy!

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  20. Timothy S. BrannanJuly 8, 2016 at 4:04 PM

    Hope it is a GREAT Saturday for you and not really a horrible one.

    Happy Blitz Day!

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  21. Sherry EllisJuly 8, 2016 at 4:05 PM

    If I lived in PA, I'd attend your event. Hope it's a huge success!

    Happy Blitz Day!

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  22. Chrys FeyJuly 8, 2016 at 4:17 PM

    I never heard of Horrible Saturday. I like that. :)

    Happy Blitz Day!!!

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 21, 2016 at 1:36 PM

      Well, now you have. You should stop by next time, Chrys!

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  23. Kate LarkindaleJuly 8, 2016 at 4:21 PM

    Sounds like a great event. Wish I wasn't on the other side of the world.

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  24. cleemckenzieJuly 8, 2016 at 4:41 PM

    You're right. I'm horrible at guessing, so you had to spell it out or I'd still be dawdling over the post. Enjoy the signing. Enjoy your Blitz.

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 21, 2016 at 2:39 PM

      Thanks, Clee. It was a blast. Both the blitz and the event. :)

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  25. BooksChatterJuly 8, 2016 at 5:34 PM

    Happy Blitz Day!
    Hope you have a great day tomorrow! (p.s. I love horror!)

    All the best from BooksChatter!
    http://bookschatter.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 21, 2016 at 2:34 PM

      Thanks, BooksChatter! If you love horror, there may be some review copies coming your way shortly...

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  26. Susan Gourley/KelleyJuly 8, 2016 at 5:54 PM

    The owners of the York Emporium as so nice. Hope you have a big crowd and Happy Blitz Day

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  27. EllaJuly 8, 2016 at 6:09 PM

    Wow, impressive~ I wish I could go~ Happy Blitz day and enJOY horrible Saturday ;D

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  28. UnknownJuly 8, 2016 at 6:11 PM

    Hi Stephen, Horrible Saturday sounds fantastic. I wish I could be there. Have fun and sell lots of books, You have just been blitzed!
    Sylvie

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  29. Jeff HargettJuly 8, 2016 at 7:44 PM

    Hopefully you'll have a horrorable time at Horrible Saturday. Remember, lots of butter on the free popcorn; it's only right.

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 21, 2016 at 3:12 PM

      I like you. I can't stand unbuttered popcorn. Even if it's just that weird yellow stuff out of the pump.

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  30. L. Diane WolfeJuly 8, 2016 at 8:13 PM

    Events like that are fun! Enjoy.

    Happy Blitz day.

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  31. Stephen TrempJuly 8, 2016 at 8:26 PM

    Good times but I won;t be able to make it. Have to settle for Happy Blitz Day!

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  32. Samantha BryantJuly 8, 2016 at 9:09 PM

    Man. I am nowhere near PA, but that sounds like an amazing event! Happy Blitz Day! @mirymom1 from
    Balancing Act

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  33. S.A. LarsenッJuly 8, 2016 at 10:18 PM

    A horror panel...intriguing. Have a blast! Hope you've had a happy blitz day!

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 27, 2016 at 10:32 PM

      Thanks, S.A. It was a pretty good panel, if I do say so myself.

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  34. Heather M. GardnerJuly 8, 2016 at 10:46 PM

    What a great event! Hope it's awesome!

    Bazinga! Happy blitz day!

    Heather

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  35. AJ LauerJuly 8, 2016 at 11:02 PM

    Ooh.. That's really fun! Good luck not doing anything embarrassing on TV ;)
    And Happy Blitz Day!

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 27, 2016 at 10:33 PM

      Nah, nothing embarrassing. Except maybe admitting I'm a writer. :)

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  36. Robyn CampbellJuly 8, 2016 at 11:18 PM

    That is super cool. Fun, fun, fun. I wish I could be there. Happy Blitz Day! Wahooo.

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  37. Robin RiveraJuly 9, 2016 at 1:30 AM

    Good luck with your event! It sounds like a fun day. Happy Blitz Day!

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  38. SuzanneJuly 9, 2016 at 3:32 AM

    I thought 'too, York!' .... Then realised wrong country LOL. Hope it goes well :) And happy blitz day! x

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 27, 2016 at 10:59 PM

      Oh, yeah. The slightly more recently founded York. :)

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  39. SpacerGuyJuly 9, 2016 at 6:06 AM

    If only my transporter worked I could be there in a nanosecond. Still have a great time, peace and happy Blitz!

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 27, 2016 at 11:00 PM

      Ha ha, well, I hope you get it fixed for next year, Spacer Guy.

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  40. Mary HillJuly 9, 2016 at 3:41 PM

    Hope you have a great time. Happy Blitz Day.

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  41. J Lenni DornerJuly 9, 2016 at 7:59 PM

    That sounds awesome! Hope you had a great time and ate lots and lots of popcorn. I'm about 3 hours from York right now. Have a great Blitz day.

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 27, 2016 at 11:01 PM

      Oh, three hours, that's not so bad, Lenni. Maybe next year.

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  42. Suzanne McClendonJuly 10, 2016 at 4:15 AM

    It sounds like an interesting event. I hope that you enjoyed it. Have a blessed day.

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  43. Mason CanyonJuly 10, 2016 at 11:55 AM

    Hope the Saturday event went well. Happy Belated Blitz Day!!

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    1. Stephen KozeniewskiJuly 27, 2016 at 11:02 PM

      Thanks, Mason. Hope you'll forgive the belated response. :)

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  44. TrishaJuly 11, 2016 at 8:36 PM

    Happy belated Blitz day :)

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