Manuscripts Burn


MANUSCRIPTS BURN

"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov

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Monday, February 7, 2011

And now the big Super Bowl poll!

What is the best Super Bowl Joke?
You know what was the only performance that was worse than the Black Eyed Peas' last night? The Steelers.
In a show of solidarity last night the Steelers announced that they would be changing their team name to the Raapists.
Man, the only performer who stumbled more than Christina Aguilera last night was Ben Roethlisberger.
Well, I guess it's true what they say: you can't rape everyone.
400 people were kept out of the stadium last night. I was wondering what happened to The Steelers' starting line.
You know what the best part about losing the Super Bowl is? You can get back to raping without all the public scrutiny.

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