Manuscripts Burn


"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov

Hi, I'm horror and science fiction author Steve Kozeniewski (pronounced: "causin' ooze key.") Welcome to my blog! You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, and Amazon. You can e-mail me here, join my mailing list here, or request an e-autograph here. Free on this site you can listen to me recite one of my own short works, "The Thing Under the Bed."

Friday, February 11, 2011

Manuscripts Burn: The Blog That Saves You $$$

Thinking of seeing Jennifer Aniston Sure Is Frumpy In Glasses this weekend? Save yourself the money and rent She's All That, a far superior movie with the identical premise. Or, you know what? Here:

There, I just saved you nine fucking dollars.

Coming soon: The definitive list of reasons why She's All That is the greatest movie ever made.

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