Manuscripts Burn


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Friday, March 11, 2011

Corrections (With Apologies to Jonathan Franzen)

In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press sometimes...make mistakes. "Manuscripts Burn" would like to make the following corrections:

-In our Wednesday, March 9, 2011 blog posting we erroneously described the nations set-upon NFL players as the, quote, "most put-upon" people in the country. In fact, it became clear yesterday who the real most put-upon person in the country is. We apologize for misrepresenting the facts, and obviously strongly support this upstanding and slandered-against gentleman receiving 1/10th of a billion dollars for all the suffering he has been through. Wisconsin's teachers can go straight to Hell.

-Bunnies, not groundhogs as previously alluded to, are the REAL world's most dangerous game. QED.

By way of apology, we here at Manuscripts Burn offer this:

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