Manuscripts Burn


MANUSCRIPTS BURN

"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov

Hi, I'm Splatterpunk Award-winning horror and science fiction author Steve Kozeniewski (pronounced: "causin' ooze key.") Welcome to my blog! You can also find me on Facebook, Twitter, Goodreads, and Amazon. You can e-mail me here, join my mailing list here, or request an e-autograph here. Free on this site you can listen to me recite one of my own short works, "The Thing Under the Bed."

Guest Questionnaire

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1. What do you do for a living and what do you wish you were doing instead?

2. What brings you to a Bed and Breakfast in the middle of Lancaster county? Is this your ideal vacation or do you wish you were somewhere else?

3. Which friend or family member came with you to the B&B? Why did this person come with you?

4. What do you have packed in your suitcase? Which one of those objects will you keep hidden from the other players at all costs?

5. You once had to kill an animal. Describe the circumstances, how you felt about it then, and how you feel about it today.

6. What one thing will you give up anything to protect? Your country, a family member, your wealth, or something else entirely?

7. What is your crippling physical or mental weakness?

8. How did you lose your first fortune?

9. Where did you first hear about the B&B? Do you know the owner personally? What made you decide on this one?

10. How did your pet once save your life?

11. What is your secret skill that you are immensely good at but immensely embarrassed about?

12. When your parents used to keep you up in the middle of the night by yelling at each other, what did you do?

13. What is your name? Who were you named after and why?

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