EXT – BLACKSMITH SHOP
(ZORBON, ZANDAR, BLACKSMITH)
THE BLACKSMITH EMERGES FROM THE UFO, WIPING HIS HANDS WITH A CHEESECLOTH.
Listen, guys, I’ve fixed up most of your boat, but frankly I don’t know if I can fix your hyperdrive without at least a couple more hydrospanners. Besides, this engine looks like it’s billions of years beyond anything we have here on earth.
You mean we’re grounded?
Stuck here on Earth?
Say…I thought you two said you were earthlings.
Yes. Yes, of course we are.
BELATEDLY ZORBON PUTS ON A FEDORA TO COVER HIS BEANIE ANTENNAE. ZANDAR, NOT HAVING A HAT HANDY, SIMPLY TAKE HIS BEANIE OFF.
Oh, all right then. So about those 24 million credits…
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