Manuscripts Burn


MANUSCRIPTS BURN

"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Prologue

THE TERRIFYING REVENGE OF THE B MOVIE!!!

PROLOGUE

INT – A VICTORIAN ERA PARLOR, NIGHT
(BRITISH NOBLE)

A BRITISH NOBLE IS SITTING IN A CHAIR, SMOKING A PIPE. HE SPEAKS IN A DIGNIFIED MONOTONE.

NOBLE

Hello, and welcome to our broadcast of "The Hideous Freak", a classic "science-fiction" movie from 1957. Tonight's movie contains scenes of explicit language and violence, unwholesome ideas, a ravening composite serial killer, two cliché aliens bent on conquering earth, a monstrous freak, an angry mob of peasants, a band of zombies, giant, Frisbee-playing monsters, a man with a toilet stuck on his foot, Elvis, a crash landing UFO, the destruction of a castle, and pointed commentaries on B-movies. For these and other reasons, viewer dissection is advised.

THE NOBLE GRABS A SCALPEL FROM A TRAY OF SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS AND HOLDS IT UP TO THE LIGHT. FROM A DISTANCE CAN BE HEARD THE AGONIZED SCREAMS OF A PERSON BEING VIVISECTED.

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