THE TERRIFYING REVENGE OF THE B MOVIE!!!
PROLOGUE
INT – A VICTORIAN ERA PARLOR, NIGHT
(BRITISH NOBLE)
A BRITISH NOBLE IS SITTING IN A CHAIR, SMOKING A PIPE. HE SPEAKS IN A DIGNIFIED MONOTONE.
NOBLE
Hello, and welcome to our broadcast of "The Hideous Freak", a classic "science-fiction" movie from 1957. Tonight's movie contains scenes of explicit language and violence, unwholesome ideas, a ravening composite serial killer, two cliché aliens bent on conquering earth, a monstrous freak, an angry mob of peasants, a band of zombies, giant, Frisbee-playing monsters, a man with a toilet stuck on his foot, Elvis, a crash landing UFO, the destruction of a castle, and pointed commentaries on B-movies. For these and other reasons, viewer dissection is advised.
THE NOBLE GRABS A SCALPEL FROM A TRAY OF SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS AND HOLDS IT UP TO THE LIGHT. FROM A DISTANCE CAN BE HEARD THE AGONIZED SCREAMS OF A PERSON BEING VIVISECTED.
PROLOGUE
INT – A VICTORIAN ERA PARLOR, NIGHT
(BRITISH NOBLE)
A BRITISH NOBLE IS SITTING IN A CHAIR, SMOKING A PIPE. HE SPEAKS IN A DIGNIFIED MONOTONE.
NOBLE
Hello, and welcome to our broadcast of "The Hideous Freak", a classic "science-fiction" movie from 1957. Tonight's movie contains scenes of explicit language and violence, unwholesome ideas, a ravening composite serial killer, two cliché aliens bent on conquering earth, a monstrous freak, an angry mob of peasants, a band of zombies, giant, Frisbee-playing monsters, a man with a toilet stuck on his foot, Elvis, a crash landing UFO, the destruction of a castle, and pointed commentaries on B-movies. For these and other reasons, viewer dissection is advised.
THE NOBLE GRABS A SCALPEL FROM A TRAY OF SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS AND HOLDS IT UP TO THE LIGHT. FROM A DISTANCE CAN BE HEARD THE AGONIZED SCREAMS OF A PERSON BEING VIVISECTED.
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