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Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 7

SCENE 7

INT – THE FRANCOPHILE BATHROOM
(JIMMY)

JIMMY IS URINATING VERY LOUDLY AND WHISTLING OFF-KEY. THE SCREWDRIVER IS BY HIS SIDE ON THE SINK. NEXT TO THE SCREWDRIVER IS A BOTTLE OF GOOPY GREEN LIQUID. HE LOOKS UP WHILE STILL URINATING. HE SQUINTS AND SEES A VERY LARGE AND HAIRY TARANTULA. HE ZIPS UP AND STEPS UP ONTO THE TOILET TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THE TARANTULA.

JIMMY

Look at that. A tarantula.
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