Manuscripts Burn


MANUSCRIPTS BURN

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- Mikhail Bulgakov

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 3

SCENE 3

EXT – THE DIRT ROAD
(JIMMY)

JIMMY LOOKS BACK IN HIS CAR. HE PICKS THE UNSCREWED STEERING WHEEL UP FROM OFF THE SEAT.

JIMMY

Gol dernit. I'm gonna need a screwdriver. Say! There's a castle over there!

JIMMY POINTS AT THE FRANCOPHILE CASTLE. THE SUN SHINES AND BIRDS FLY. A RAINBOW SHINES DOWN ONTO THE CASTLE.

JIMMY

Hmm, that's very odd for a dark stormy night, but it's my only chance to get away from here. Oh, I can't go like this, though. They'll think I'm just a stupid American. Hmm.

JIMMY PULLS ONE OF THE GLASS CIRCLES OUT OF HIS POCKET AND LOOKS AT IT THOUGHTFULLY.

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