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Friday, March 27, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 8

SCENE 8

INT – THE FRANCOPHILE LAB
(FRANCOPHILE, ALGORE)

FRANCOPHILE

It's alive! Alive! Alive!

FRANCOPHILE SCREAMS IN PLEASURE AND CLENCHES HIS FISTS IN THE AIR. ALGORE WALKS BEHIND HIM AND POKES THE PROJECT, WHICH IS NOW UNDER A WHITE SHEET.

ALGORE

Actually, sir, it's quite dead.

FRANCOPHILE

Oh. So it is. We shall bring it to life...with the electrical transducer!

FRANCOPHILE LAUGHS IN A MANIC WAY. ALGORE REARS UP TO WHISPER IN FRANCOPHILE’S EAR.

ALGORE
(whispering)

Actually, master, they didn't have enough money for the electrical transducer.

FRANCOPHILE

Oh, dammit! You know, they always run over budget, and they always cut the corners from the mad scientist. Why don't they cut the zombie budget, or the angry mob budget. Do you know how much extras get paid a day?

ALGORE

No sir.

FRANCOPHILE

Well, it's a lot! We'll have to use a more...unconventional method to bring my creation to life.

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