SCENE 1
EXT – A DESERTED DIRT ROAD IN BAVARIA, NIGHT
(JIMMY SMITH, JEFFREY MANSON GACY)
IT IS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. LIGHTNING STRIKES SEVERAL PLACES. JIMMY SMITH, A YOUNG AMERICAN, IS DRIVING ALONG THE ROAD IN HIS CAR.
JIMMY
(sing-song)
My name is Jimmy Smith, yes my name is Jimmy Smith. It rhymes with Timmy…uh…Rith, yes my name is Jimmy Smith.
JIMMY BEGINS HUMMING TUNELESSLY. SUDDENLY, A PSYCHOTIC MAN LEAPS OUT INTO THE ROAD WITH A HUGE SHOTGUN.
JIMMY
Oh no, it’s Jeffrey Manson Gacy, the son of the Boston Hillside Zodiac Ripper!
JEFFREY MANSON GACY LEAPS UP ONTO THE HOOD OF JIMMY’S CAR. HE BEGINS SMASHING THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE BARREL OF HIS SHOTGUN. LITTLE CIRCULAR PIECES OF GLASS SHOWER DOWN ON JIMMY, WHO BEGINS SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. SOME OF THEM FILL HIS POCKETS. JIMMY UNLOCKS HIS DOOR. HIS FOOT CATCHES ON THE CARPETED FLOOR OF THE SEDAN, WHICH TEARS OUT AS HE LEAPS OUT OF THE CAR. THE CARPET DRAGS ALONG BEHIND HIM. GACY BEGINS TO CHASE JIMMY WHEN SUDDENLY GACY IS ENVELOPED BY A SHAFT OF LIGHT.
GACY
Huh?
GACY LOOKS UP TO SEE A CARDBOARD UFO HANGING FROM STRINGS WHICH LOOKS EXCEPTIONALLY FAKE. HE IS GRADUALLY SUCKED THROUGH THE BEAM OF LIGHT INTO THE UFO. HE SCREAMS AS HE IS TAKEN ABOARD AND THE FLYING SAUCER FLIES OFF INTO THE NIGHT.
JIMMY
My God! How contrived!
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