INT – THE FRANCOPHILE LABORATORY
FRANCOPHILE IS WORKING AT HIS PROJECT AND ALGORE IS STANDING BY EAGERLY CLAPPING HIS HANDS LIKE A CHILD. SUDDENLY THE DOORBELL RINGS. ALGORE LOOKS AROUND EXPECTANTLY.
The door's ringing, Algore.
My God! How can the door ring itself?
FRANCOPHILE SMACKS ALGORE VERY WAFTLY.
It means someone's at the door, you lackwitted incompetent bungler! Go answer it, and send them on their way!
"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov
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