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INT – THE FRANCOPHILE BATHROOM
JIMMY IS STRAINING TO PULL HIS LEG OUT OF THE TOILET.
Oh, man, how am I going to get out of this?
JIMMY LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY. HE GRABS THE SCREWDRIVER FROM THE SINK. HE STILL DOES NOT NOTICE, BUT THE TARANTULA IS CONTINUING TO GROW EXPONENTIALLY IN THE GREEN GOO. JIMMY BEGINS UNSCREWING THE TOILET FROM THE FLOOR.
"Manuscripts don't burn"
- Mikhail Bulgakov
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