SCENE 30
INT – UFO GALLEY
(ALGORE, ZORBON, ZANDAR)
ALGORE IS SITTING IN A CHAIR WITH THE TOP OF HIS HEAD SAWED OFF. HIS BRAIN HAS BEEN REMOVED. ZORBON AND ZANDAR ARE SITTING AT A TABLE WITH ALGORE’S BRAIN IN THE CENTER. ZORBON BEGINS TO CARVE ALGORE’S BRAIN LIKE THANKSGIVING DINNER.
ZORBON
Do you want dark brain or gray matter?
ZANDAR
Gray matter.
ZORBON PLACES A SLICE OF ALGORE’S BRAIN ON ZANDAR’S PLATE AND ANOTHER SLICE ON HIS OWN.
ZANDAR
What would you like to drink with dinner?
ZORBON
Well, I can never decide whether to have red brain or white brain when we're having brain. How about some vintage Presley '72?
ZANDAR
An excellent choice.
ZANDAR POURS SOME GOOPY BRAINS FROM A HAR MARKED “ELVIS PRESLEY” INTO ZORBON’S GLASS AS WELL AS HIS OWN. ZANDAR RAISES HIS GLASS IN A TOAST.
ZANDAR
To the eating of many earthling brains after we have taken over this pathetic world.
ZORBON
Here, here!
ZANDAR
What?
ZORBON TAPS THE SIDE OF HIS GLASS.
ZORBON
Here, clink the glasses together here.
THEY CLINK GLASSES TOGETHER AND DRINK.
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