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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 29

SCENE 29

INT – UFO TORTURE CHAMBER
(ALGORE, FRANCOPHILE, ZORBON, ZANDAR)

ZORBON AND ZANDAR ARE STILL “TORTURING” ALGORE AND FRANCOPHILE BY SENSUAL MASSAGE. ZORBON SUDDENLY STOPS.

ZORBON

Stop, Zandar! Their wills are strong. I see now that they can resist even our most futile attempts at torture!

ZANDAR

We'll have to get some other patsies, Zorbon.

ZORBON

What shall we do with them?

ZANDAR

Let's...eat their brains!

ZORBON
(to Algore)

You first, fatty. Come with us to the galley.

ALGORE

Fair enough. Goodbye, master.

FRANCOPHILE

So long, retard.

THE ALIENS WALK ALGORE OUTSIDE THE TORTURE CHAMBER. FRANCOPHILE LEAPS UP FROM THE TABLE.

FRANCOPHILE
Hey wait! Wait, you forgot to restrain me! Shackles! Oh, damn. Well, at least I'll be able to escape.

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