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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 28

SCENE 28

INT – BLACKSMITH SHOP
(JIMMY, BLACKSMITH)

JIMMY HITS THE TOILET ON HIS FOOT WITH A LARGE SLEDGEHAMMER. WHITE PROCELAIN DUST FLOATS UP AND CAUSES HIM TO COUGH.

JIMMY
(to blacksmith)

Do you have goggles, or a mask, or something?

BLACKSMITH

Well, I have this.

THE BLACKSMITH HOLDS UP A BIZARRE METAL MASK.
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