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INT - THE FRANCOPHILE PARLOR
JIMMY IS DRAGGING HIMSELF THROUGH THE PARLOR WITH THE TOILET STILL STUCK ON HIS FOOT. THERE IS A SUDDEN LOUD CRASH AND EXPLOSION, AND THE WHOLE CASTLE SHAKES. JIMMY LOOKS OUT A WINDOW. EMBEDDED IN THE GROUND IS THE UFO.
Wow, they've finally landed.
THE UFO DISLODGES ITSELF FROM THE GROUND AND HOVERS UP INTO THE AIR. A LARGE CANNON EXTENDS FROM IT.
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