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INT – THE FRANCOPHILE KITCHEN
BORIS THE GIANT TARANTALUS SCUTTLES INTO THE KITCHEN. HE IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A DOG NOW.
Food, food, Boris needs food!
BORIS SEES THE REFRIGERATOR AND OPENS IT UP.
Ah, food for Boris to gorge himself on!
BORIS BEGINS GOBBLING DOWN THE CONTENTS OF THE FRIDGE. BEFORE HE IS FINISHED HE HAS NEARLY TRIPLED IN SIZE.
Boris is still hungry! Boris needs more food!
BORIS BEGINS RANSACKING THE CUPBOARDS, GROWING EVER LARGER WITH EACH BITE.
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