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Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Terrifying Revenge of the B-Movie!!!: Scene 19

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SCENE 19

INT – THE FRANCOPHILE KITCHEN
(BORIS)

BORIS THE GIANT TARANTALUS SCUTTLES INTO THE KITCHEN. HE IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A DOG NOW.

BORIS

Food, food, Boris needs food!

BORIS SEES THE REFRIGERATOR AND OPENS IT UP.

BORIS

Ah, food for Boris to gorge himself on!

BORIS BEGINS GOBBLING DOWN THE CONTENTS OF THE FRIDGE. BEFORE HE IS FINISHED HE HAS NEARLY TRIPLED IN SIZE.

BORIS

Boris is still hungry! Boris needs more food!

BORIS BEGINS RANSACKING THE CUPBOARDS, GROWING EVER LARGER WITH EACH BITE.

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